He actually took a shower and left for "work". I am guessing the only reason he did that was because I decided to stay home today and he had to make it look like he was following through on going to talk to his boss. However, he didn't take his backpack which he always does so that says to me he's going to go have breakfast somewhere with the $20 he has in his wallet because he is broke otherwise and kill a couple of hours reading his book somewhere and then come back home around noon saying something like "Yeah they were slow so they let me come home early". Yes, you of all people who hasn't been into work is the one they let go home early. You know, like he used to do when he worked at his previous job that he never wanted to go to and fooled me by leaving the house, then calling in sick to work, going and having breakfast somewhere and then coming back home after I left for work and acting like he had been at work all day when I got home. He took his phone with him but he still didn't look to see if he had missed calls or messages.

Stay tuned! I'm sure I'll have an update for you in a few hours.