I'm thinking of opening session with DBC tomorrow like this:


I was a fool to ever leave your side
Me minus you is such a lonely ride
The breakup we had has made me lonesome and sad
I realize I love you 'cause I want you bad, hey, hey
...
Reunited, and it feels so good
Reunited 'cause we understood
There's one perfect fit
And, sugar, this one is it
We both are so excited 'cause we're reunited, hey, hey


With a lot of sarcastic emphasis on perfect fit.

I'm not sure which one of us would be more shocked and horrified.