Twelve Steps of the Aquaphobics.

1- Turn on the shower.
2- Try to get your arms wet at the same time.
3- Progress to the face.
4- Remove used underwear and throw it out of the bathroom.
5- procede to enter the shower half wet.
6- Let the water run over the dry skin.
7- Find and apply soap liberally.
8- Bend and rub soap in hand several times thru the legs.
9- Wash hair with smelly shampoo if completely wet.
10- Rest of the body now like exercise.
11- Repeat the procedure again. Remember this is an event.
12- Dry skin vigorously with a fat dry towel.