Took my kids out to dinner.

My son ordered a medium rare steak that arrived so raw the cow was still mooing on the plate with a heartbeat.

When we called the waitress over she was shocked. The owner refused to give us a full refund and said anyone can make that mistake if they're cooking at home.

Sorry, didn't believe we were cooking at home, believe it was a chef at a restaurant.

*rolls eyes*

First World problems.