Wow - this is a very telling thread. Can we all be more brutal on ourselves? Well, here goes...

Here's what my past tells me my T would say:
Dear Parva,
I notice you used the feminine form of 'mouse'. Do you care to tell me what that means? (Cue 'concerned therapy face' here)

You think you know everything, but you don't. Can you for once just shut your cake hole ? I'm sooooo tired of you. Needy. When I think of you, I think of a little baby bird that begs for food every time the mother gets back to the nest. Jesus Christ, can I eat the worm for once? Just one time? You know, I'm not a therapy nipple that you get suckle from. On that note, you're getting fat. Yeah, I noticed.

Well, my time is money. Your money . I have a lot more to say, but I'd rather you just write me a check and leave.
Your soon-to-be-ex therapist,
H. Harlow
PS. Yes, I'm going to terminate you abruptly at some undisclosed point in the near future. Because, you know, you totally suck.

Here's what she'd really say:
Dear C-
I see how much you're suffering. I can't fix it for you, but I will be right there with you. Good days, bad days, all of them. Your pain, and all that comes with it, is not too big for me. It doesn't make me hate you or make me tired of you. Actually, it makes me want to stand right by your side. I know that it will take a long time to soothe some of this, and not only will I be there the whole way, but I want to be there.

When you feel like giving up, just know that I am here. Your pain is real and I see it.
-K