Hi Moose -- hey you are just a baby!!! LOL! I'm already getting ready for my big birthday party in March -- my 75th! We're going to have a jam session -- me and 10-20 jammers depending on who shows up. Also quite of few friends who are not musicians. One or two special musical players for a small show. It's a hat party, too -- everyone is already planning their special hat -- it should be "an unusual hat, or something you make, or a paper hat, or silly hat." Maybe some people will dance -- I sure won't be jumping up and down and turning in circles...I can't even contra dance anymore!!!!
(I can do swing dancing but my b/f does not like it. He only likes free dancing, the 1960s kind. Blech. So boring to me! I love swing. Can't keep up with the 20-somethings, though. I get kicked by them at big swing dance parties. (And that was 20 years ago anyway that I got kicked.)

Dancing is a great substitute for screaming! I'll check out that alternative -- however my downstairs neighbor does not like me to dance on his ceiling.. But that's okay -- probably I could mostly move my upper body.