I haven't taken a shower in so long I can't remember... I've been keeping clean, but it's getting gross. I don't have time! And I hate showering anyway. People used to go like an entire year without bathing. Why does everyone insist it has to be done daily? If it's been this long, and my coworkers haven't said something, what's the problem? They would definitely say something, too. I took off a shoe once to try to figure out what size I wear and they all vowed to buy me a new pair. I work a highly physical job, too... but I don't know. To hell with showering. It sucks and it takes too long. Especially with three foot long curly hair that dreds up.