I've come to the conclusion, personally, that all the fuss over Millennials is nothing more than a carefully engineered bunch of hand-wringing perpetuated by aging, bitter, technophobe columnists and pop culture scientists trying to make a quick buck by half-arsedly analyzing trends.

This is normal. It's what happens when one generation ages out and another ages in. There's nothing wrong with Millennials. We're going to be okay. The world will keep spinning even if we like playing games on our phones, just like it kept spinning when our parents burned their bras, smoked pot, and rocked out to Hendrix while their parents sadly shook their heads. What goes around, comes around.