LOL That was the age of Aquarius. It's over, Perna.

Been thinking about your suggestion re home improvement. Maybe there is a way to put a door in that wall. Then the question arises, "What do I need him for, then??"

Then there's the old woman (I say that, because she's 10 yrs older than I LOL) that calls me incesantly and if I don't answer the phone, she comes over. If I tell her I'm busy or don't feel well, it goes over her head. She takes her bird outside with her and then comes crying because it flew away, then she's up to all hours of the night walking the streets and whistling for it, and wonders why it doesn't swoop down and land on her shoulder... when it's pitch black outside... and calls me to keep me updated. Then there's the personal provider that comes on Tues and Thurs but shows up when she feels like it and her start time is 8:30 am. When she's asked to take me to the store, says she can't, she won't bend down to clean dust bunnies from under the couch or the bed, won't touch my feet but wants to wash my hair, which I don't need help with. She insists on using twice the amount of soap in the laundry and I have soft water. Doesn't understand that trash goes in one can and paper and cardboard go in the RECYCLE can!! All of this has been going on for 14 months!

The husband thing has been going on for 33 yrs! Too bad they don't have a smilie shooting its brains out!