I swear my h is more and more a child every year I am married to him. This morning he sneezed and got boogers on his shirt and I kid you not, he called me into the other room to come LOOK at it because "I've never seen this before" and "will you get me a new shirt?" and "I don't even remember sneezing." I was like well for gosh sakes dear, sneezing is not exactly a life event that people remember from sneeze to sneeze. I almost said "Would you like me to dress you too?" but I refrained.