Going along with what I'm drinking now and something that marriage counselor often says to me as reassurance, I think his drink would be, "It's OK IPA." Of course, that might work too well for marketing purposes, since it might sound like, "Eh, the beer is OK, but not great." (He's said he's a beer drinker, too, but doesn't drink often now). Or perhaps "You Can Handle It Pilsner."

T would have to be a red wine, since I know that's what she drinks and it fits with her rather polished and sophisticated look. Hm, maybe a Shiraz (I'm not a red wine fan though, but it sounds sophisticated). Feeling Safe Shiraz? (She talks about how I don't seem to feel safe in life.) Or, hm, because there was a time she said she knew I wanted validation but she wouldn't give it: No-Validation Shiraz?