One of my early t's in my teens had cacti in his office. Even they seems shriveled and neglected. Cactus t was kind of a cold guy.

My next t after him would rub lemon oil into the individual plant leaves of his ficus. That's more my guy.

Kashi upset me when his plant was dying and he seemed passive about helping it. Now that his plant has rebounded he keeps asking if I'm still going to turn him in to plant protective services.