I misread the title of this thread just now. How to Trump your Therapist.

Possible poll answers:

Wrong!
The best. No really. The best. And I really mean that. The best.
Loser!
Nobody does being a therapist better. I mean nobody.
Bad!
Fake. Absolutely not even real. Totally fake therapist.
So called therapist.
Amazing. Absolutely amazing. I found them, so they are amazing. I only find amazing therapists. I don't even bother with the ones that aren't amazing.