This is a nursery rhyme my grandpa used to sing to me.

See saw
Marjorie Daw
Who's there?
Grandpa
What do you want?
A bottle of beer
Where's your money?
In my pocket
Where's your pocket?
In my pants
Where's your pants?
I left them home
Get out of here
You drunken bum!

We were very close and I loved him so much. He did a lot with me like teaching me how to ride a bike.

My sister recently told me something very upsetting about how our other grand father was inappropriate with her. If my wonderful grandpa would have known, he would have killed that SOB.

This made me think of this twisted nursery rhyme I have no idea where he got these lyrics from.

I googled "See saw Marjorie Daw" and got this:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/See_Saw_Margery_Daw