Holy crap.

Kinda funny but not really, but the first time i saw a t was because i was unhappy with my sex life, which i believe was also your recent complaint? But the first thing the t asked me was, how is your relationship with your mother? I was like, wtf? Meanwhile theres a laundry list of major issues like you just listed that i was unaware of, in a weird way. That were just cluttering my life. You ie i might find it difficult to have a good sex life on top of all that. We're like the princess and the giant humongous boulder under the mattress!