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Old Feb 14, 2017, 04:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Lefty the Salesman View Post
The three surviving members of the family business (I, my wife and MIL, NNITO) met after Trump was elected to determine the course of the business going forward, given that the main executive of our core competency was nearing retirement and market demand for our services has been steadily declining for years. We narrowed down our options to orchid cultivation, traditional handmade Japanese paper fabrication and porn production. After a quick look at the numbers, everyone voted for porn production. We've since assembled a consortium including a San Francisco entertainment attorney, a team of psychiatrists from UH Medical School and a retired CIA psychological warfare officer. Most of our content won't be conspicuously branded, but look for the label Mindf ck. Expect us in your heads. We're going to lower world birthrates. We're going to damage the institution of sex. We're going to need more lawyers.



What you're really going to need is a new business plan. [emoji41]

In other news I got up, came to work, have been really productive, and am taking my boys to a club event this evening. It's been a good day so far.
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