((((((( Fuzzybear! )))))))
I've also got an old cassette player in my head (mine might be reel-to-reel...).
It turns itself on an off when it wants; I haven't found a way to control it.
Yours is worse, though.
Much worse.
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My dog
mastered the "fetch" command. He would communicate he wanted something, and I would fetch it.