I only exist online in ways that don't matter to me

You type in my name, you get my Linked In and a positive review for some writing I did for someone, also there's Google+ link that simply states I haven't shared anything.

My FB is so private it doesn't even pop up.

My PC username brings up a lot of people that aren't me, no PC on the first page of google.

Funny I don't really try to hide, but glad I'm not all over the show.