Had a sh#t breakfast at IHOP to complement my sh#t day. Eggs, toast, hashbrowns. Could've been worse, I guess. (Yeah, I know... "worse", right?) I mean, I was thinking about getting the cinnamon roll French toast, but I found out that was 1700 calories (because I looked it up on my phone out of curiosity--and I'm glad I did).

Lunch was medium Cajun fries from Five Guys because, well, why not. Sh#t day is already more ruined with my sh#t breakfast. Might as well eat sh#t for lunch too.

Then, because my work has free candy, I ate 3 mini Milkyway bars