Just be thankful your cat only drags out your own clothes. There was a cat named Dusty who was a veritable Klepto-Kitty. He goes out at night and steals just about anything and everything from his guardian's neighbors and friends. Underwear (men's, women's and children's), shoes, sponges, socks, stuffed animals, kids' toys, and tools. However, this is just the tip of the iceberg, as his owners have a whole room dedicated for displaying Dusty's stolen goods. I think there was over 500 items or so in the collection. At any rate, the neighbors are more than welcome to come on over and search the collection if they can't find a certain possession in their home.



Besides, if there's any cat who has a mental health condition it's mine. He was dumped with his litter at 2-3 weeks old at an animal shelter, and my mom and I bottle-fed him along with his brother. After a while, our dog wanted in on the action, so we allowed her to lick them clean after we bottle-fed them (they made a huge mess of themselves when doing that). I guess the kittens grew up thinking they were dogs from then on out, because Oscar, that's what we named him, always plays with dogs, but never really liked any other cats, other than his brother. He even acts dog-like in a way. Talk about having an identity crises.