Captain's log 22, 47, 22, hike!

My communicator is working again. Nice work nowhere.

We are heading off to the shiny sparkly thing. On the way, we will stop at Zeta Beta Tamata Seven for chips, soda and cigarettes. We also need to get gas because it gets really expensive to fill the tank outside the suburban worlds.

Update on Bermuda shorts day. Women are encouraged to wear grass skirts and yes, an appropriate tropical shirt is also encouraged so please stop with the emails.

Please, all crew should be aware that it is strictly against Federation policy to take tribbles out of the petting zoo.

According to MapQuest we should reach the shiny thingie in about 2 days using the tollway.

Cyran0, captain of the PC Starship Enterprise formerly known as Jefferson Starship out.