I'm gonna answer the original question, cause it's more fun.

-AY's former T looks like Medea on a bad hair day

-art's T looks like Lily Tomlin

-Argo's T looks like Fred MacMurray in the Absentminded Professor

-SD's first T looks like the witch in Hansel and Gretel

-una's T looks like Edward Herrmann...and I have this idea her chiropractor looks like Ryan Gosling? No idea where that came from.