Dear captgut,
I'm not perfect. I'm just a human. I have my own problems, and my job is really difficult.
I have a lot of clients, but you are the worst. So annoying. I'm so tired.
I don't give a **** about you. Can you hear me?
I'm not your nurse. I'm not your friend. You're alone.

I'm normal, unlike you. I have friends and family, unlike you. I'm loved and respected, unlike you. Your life is really miserable, why are you still alive?

You think you are an alien? No. You are just a miserable mad girl. And you will be a miserable mad girl till your life ends. When will it end? You decide.