Well, when you go to the temp agency say you'd prefer a laborer position. I'm guessing that's probably the easiest path to get a fast job, and the labor jobs is all the same wherever you go so no big surprises.

Hm, I'll think on that one, I always try to relate my experience with what I'm applying for even if it's completely nothing I've done before. I've BS'd a lot of interviews just to make myself look good without actually lying. The thing is, you need to be positive wherever you're applying. Now I've got two terminations on my back and I have to move forward by turning that into a positive thing which is horrifying to me. Just think, is there anything you've learned in school that could possibly relate to your job? I'm guessing with laborers, showing up on time is huge. Did you attend school every day, were you always on time? That's a good thing to say at an interview, never missing work is huge.