Captains log entry 668, neighbor of the beast.

I've been lost for days and finally found a familiar landmark (God bless the Dunkin Donuts on Q deck). My crew and especially engineering went completely insane after my unfortunate disappearance and to make sure this never happens again, I'm having those "you are here" mall maps placed all over the ship. Until they are in place, I'm not leaving my quarters. I was so cold and alone.

I missed all of the videos. They wont load. All I see is blank. I miss everything cool.

There will be a one day planetary leave on the bright shiny thing so everyone can visit the
"Philosophical Mistakes Of The 20th Century Theme Park and Mini Golf Course." There's also a "Trickle Down Economics" water park so I'm having my speedo cleaned and starched.

Cyran0, captain of the PC Starship Enterprise formerly known as Jefferson Starship, out.