Thanks for not commenting, jacky . . . and especially for the "lol."

I'm not confusing having my equanimity disturbed with planetary catastrophe and the collapse of human civilization.

Immodium relieves the opiate withdrawal symptom of GI distress because it's an opioid. Drug tests screen for opioids (not just for opiates.) So having Immodium on board does not generate a false positive, but a true positive.

I don't know why I tested positive. And I don't know whether testing at the lab will exhonerate me.