When the counselor called I said I was great and she was all cheerful and talked to me for 20 minutes. Twenty minutes!

No mention of...where did the depression go? Where did the suicidal ideation go?

I mean I could be lying to her while standing on the roof of my apartment building! How clueless can these mental health people be?

It makes me laugh.

I have decided I need to do it on my own and that's that.