Hahaha, ok so now i am gonna Tell my story. I was about to write the most ingenuos best written short story ever in my career as a writer. It goes like this more or less:

There is a spider living at the ceiling of a couples bed room. When they discover the spider and give it a Name their relationship and love life become soooo good suddenly. Then one day the Spider travels down to their bed on their web and starts living on the matress and the couples relationship becomes just like a miracle. Somehow the spider sitting at the edge of their bed is like a third party, like the thing that was missing to make their relationship complete. And then- tragic turn. As the spider is living on the matress one day making love the husband rolls over and smashes the spider under him. The spider is dead, the relationship stops working.

Doesn't this sound like a ****ing bestseller? I was actually seeing some point in this. What the hell? Now i am slowly grasping the meaning of "delusional ". I actually didnt want to Fall alseep because i was so afraid to forget this unique idea.