Clean
Wash up
Cook
Hoover
Eat regularly
Remember to fill the car with petrol
Get to work on time
Work without falling asleep

HOW AM I SO INCAPABLE OF DOING SIMPLE THINGS !?

There is washing up, that i am ashamed to admit, has been there since December.. It's dry so no mould grows, but. Really ? REALLY BRAIN ?

It feels like I'm sat at a stop light that never changes to green, or when it does the bulb immediately blows.

Is it just me expecting too much of myself, am I really so hopeless as a "functioning" adult ?

I have very rarely felt anger towards myself.. Now i'm really feeling it today in spades. Can i return myself for a refund and replacement for a model that isn't faulty ?