It would be really cool if somebody could give me a link to a website or guide to do with a resume what seesaw described.

If people insist on ignoring me, however, I will go back to being a devious, conniving, little bastard hahaha

I don't have to be a good person because as far as I'm concerned, society has royally screwed me, and as such, anything that I do to oppose society is merely settling my debt with them. In fact, be grateful I'm not out screwing others to get ahead because I'm perfectly capable of doing it without feeling even a hint of guilt.

Although I'm trying, there is only so much I'm willing to do on my own before taking the easy way out. Why should I struggle when so many others have it easier than me?