ok to the holodeck.....all geared up for a party, natives arriving, my beehive is slipping and I look like Amy Winehouse only not skinny.......some 60's music on....time to boogie ' n ' stuff....alcoholic and non alcoholic drinks being served and 70's type buffet food...cheese and pineapple, sausages on sticks, dried up sandwiches etc .... mood.... so so needs livening up, natives ar e worrying me, never had alcohol, seem so be turning strange colour. Captain? tech? should we kick em off the ship or what? put some Cliff Richard on that'll clear the deck

jin out screeeeeeeech......