First of all this person obviously isn't wealthy. People who shuffle money between accounts so bad that they don't even have $500 aren't rich . I am not rich but I certainly never didn't have 500 on my account.

Second of all people with no money in the bank shouldn't be sending people checks! He sends checks but then warns people that it will bounce? Gee

Third of all this person pays people for friendship?

And finally why do you want to be friends with this rude person?

The whole situation is just too bizarre. Time to move on