Captain's log stardate 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

To all personnel, the windows are to look out of only. Do not open them. Bad things happen.

According to a recent memo from Starfleet command, I am not allowed to make days for special attire. They received some complaints about my Thursday policy so yeah, that's cancelled. Should anyone figure out who ratted me out to Starfleet, I will look the other way as everyone flushes the party pooper out the airlock.

Due to a recent helium leak, everyone who enjoys talking in a high squeaky voice should go to the science lab. It's really a lot of fun. I spent half the day in there.

Finally, please stop putting marshmallows near the dilithium crystals to watch them explode. That's our engine, not a microwave people. I mean really, I'm sorry I ever showed you guys how to do it.

Cyran0, captain of the PC Starship Enterprise formerly known as Jefferson Starship, out.