lol... I'm glad I'm not the only one. But like dshantel I felt that in order to save my relationship with my wife we needed to be polyamorous. I went behind my wife's back and joined a bunch of polyamorous websites and even found another married couple to be "involved" with that was about a 45 min drive away. I attempted to convince my wife to join in with me and almost had her considering it before I got bored with the other couple and moved on to my next idea of being obsessed with shadow people and their plot to take over the world, obviously I was going to be the person that took them down... lol. Needless to say, the wife took me into the pdoc right away and everything was fine.