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Originally Posted by Wild Coyote
Impersonated an attorney in the Court Clerk's office, while helping my friend (whose children were truly in danger) file an emergency request to see a judge.
The judge was in session and we had the request sent in to the judge.
The Court Clerk kept asking me questions, yet I stayed one step ahead of her by asking my own questions. She never had her questions answered. She agreed to bring the matter to the judge. (She was trying to figure out if I was a new attorney in town or one from a different area.)
I was "dressed" for court and "ready to do whatever I had to do" to help my friend and her children, they were in serious danger from her ex and she had been court-ordered to hand the children over to him for the weekend. We were seeking help in keeping the children safe ( and also wanted to document the danger and document a request for court assistance due to the danger).
She could then do whatever she had to do, as her emergency request for help was "on file" at the court house .
What was I thinking?
I have no idea how I did this. I was lucky I was never caught or charged for impersonating an attorney.
Shocked myself. My pdoc thought it was funny.
WC |
Not so bad as this but in a similar vein. I had gone shopping at a downtown department store that was having one of their 90% off clothing sales. Cause back then I was size 2 there was lots of stuff left I could fit. One of the things I bought was a very expensive off white linen suit with a deep dusky rose button down shirt. ( it was the 80's--very short skirts for females with odd pastel colors) so anyway I was clip clopping along in the business district and noticed a sign for help wanted. ( I know nothing about working in offices, I can't even type) not sure what the name of the position but I decided it would be fun to have a higher paying job and went in. Completely ******** my way though the interview and was hired on the spot! Never showed up for the work and pretty sure most of the reason I was hired had to do with the suit and my open flirting.