*facepalm*

This is a text message from my mother yesterday (I'm exactly 8 lbs overweight but my mom and dad are both very overweight and so I agreed to do Weight Watchers with them in the hope that it would help motivate them to do healthy things for themselves):

"Hi chihirochild space chihirochild I called weight watchers today and your account is still active they said you had two accounts and one was discontinued I didn't know if you had a prior account or not so to get specific and tell weight watchers why what you've been doing differently they claim he must've been doing something differently so please call weight watchers member member services 800-651-6000 also I don't want you to be charged for time you didn't have or Meachers I guess"

lol WHAT? She must have been using Siri or something hahahaaa