Aww...hardly!

Blocking her number would be I dunno...ninja level confidence.

I am currently at the point of considering sitting in a bar -- surrounded by a whole lot of people to protect me from my frail, 70 yr old mother approximately 10,000 miles away -- and sending the text.

ETA: I would imagine shaky yoga leaves one wobbling between zen and punchy? I do highly recommend the splitting maul (as long as you're prepared for your arms / shoulders killing you up to 36 hours later).