I particularly identify with all the questions about the wine.

It kinda sounds amusing to write a list of random things I sometimes wonder about t.

Why do you wear black every time I see you? Is it just for me, because you're depressed to have to deal with me? Or are you color blind and that's the only color you see? What IS it exactly, that you like about that creepy picture hanging next to your door?

This is easier than I thought.

What are you thinking about really? Do you smoke weed and that's why you were burning incense when I got there the other day? Did you bring that table in your office just to make a bigger space between us? Have you ever lied to me?

Should this be a separate thread??!