Reading the first post, I thought "So what? People knock on my door all the effing time, most of them are for religious purposes." But then A) it woke you up, and let me tell you I've been woken up from telemarketers on my PHONE and that makes me more aggravated then people who knock on the door and B) I read your last post and I can understand that the religious people are triggering. Personally, I do have a relationship with God and don't mind other people who do. In high school I attended two clubs: the Christian club and the Gay Straight Alliance club. There was no conflict between the two clubs or with my personal views, but there are no opinions I'd like to share regarding the current stances of religion.

My advice is to just say "thank you" and toss whatever they handed you without a second glance and get on with your day.