Captain's log has been carved into a statue of a trout by some guy with a chainsaw.

The time warp we passed through reduced the entire crew to children. This not only messed with operations but really through a wrench into the filming of this episode as children are only allowed to work for a few hours.

nowheretorun created a feedback loop in the transporter room and managed to duplicate himself a few hundred times. Ever since he's been arguing with himself about who's in charge down there.

I've lost my mind. If anyone finds it, please bring it to my quarters.

Cyran0, captain of the PC Starship Enterprise and head editor of the PC school yearbook staff out.