You mean "Let's Call the Whole Thing Off"?

I am pretty sure SD's not gonna wear pyajahmas for you.

ETA:
Ooh, new lyrics in honor of una and SD!


You speak Yiddish, and I speak Mandarin,
You hate therapy, and I praise it so
You won't take hugs, and I'm a humpy puppy
Let's call the whole thing off
Let's call the whole thing off