Let's see....

PROOF THAT SQUIRREL IS NOWHERE NEAR A HEALTH FOOD FREAK:
1. She eats fast food at least two or three times a week.
2. She drinks multiple cans of soda a day.
3. She loves most salty things.
4. Fried is better than baked is her motto.
5. She thinks any carb is her friend.
6. and the list could go on.....

Okay, yes...I am bored.