I found my intelligence under a space rock just to the left of the slidy doors that lead out of the ship....lord knows how it found its way there........

don't put water on the fuzzy things....they go mad and ride around on harleys.......I like this planet (apart from wet fuzzy things) prairie dog, scratches chin......nah........that'd be depps beard I shaved off whilst he slept....wasn't happy when he left this mornin hehe.

lets get this crew together and go explore techie...any sign of the captain? sing.... 1 2 3 4? lets get out and find some more,,,,merican army stylie.....

what the......watch out there's something spookily looking like a very large bird in the sky.........omigod! it's...........