Yeah i hate thinking im being an old grouch about it. But a couple of times i booked myself into a zipcar with like electronic start or its a hybrid or something weird, and of course im running late as usual (its a car thing for me) so nobodys there, and the people on the phone just say find the drivers manual, and im like, like anais said, i just expected to GO, not spend FIVE MINUTES getting the car started!

Then you realize it IS "intuitive", to your future self, and you just hate yourself. And then love yourself for being so clever. Its very challenging! So kind of a humble whine brag opportunity?

There should be a clever essay about it in huffpo or wapo. Maybe not nytimes.