Oh man, it's like my colleagues and I (who all have minimum coverage insurances, no hope of ever affording to start a family much less send kids to school or go on vacation or any of those things) putting on tuxes and evening gowns when we play concerts every weekend. Gotta blend in and put on a good show for the rich people! Otherwise they might know what our real life is like. There are rules in our contract: makeup required, nothing with holes or loose seams, no wrinkles, no cotton, linen, or knits...

But thank you rich people, for coming to my concerts, just the same. I bet they think we all go out for cocktails afterward.