LMAO! We can start eating Christmas cookies, Christmas cake, Christmas lindser tort, etc., whenever you want! We just can't have Christmas dinner until... ooooooh... maybe Christmas Eve and finish up on Christmas Day?

Now... if you want to hit the other holidays, you'll have to ask whoever celebrates them. Personally, I wouldn't mind going to a Jewish traditional celebration. It's always interested me but none of my Jewish friends have ever invited me.