thats why im never having kids lol

i made a contract in 7th grade saying i would name my first born daughter Chitra. (it was my friend's mom's name and i said i liked it lol)

i thought the kids name was just Pilot. Adam Sandler named his kid Sadie which was my old rotts name. Whats her face from shakespear in love named her kids apple and moses. gwenyth paltrow! thats her name. i think thats the new trend to name your kids something goofy so you should fit right in.

if you were black you could name your kid Token. (no im not racist, thats the black kids name on south park is token lol)