Dear LT,
Seriously, stop with the e-mails! T is back now, start bugging her instead! I won't actually tell you this, of course. I'll say all the e-mails are fine, meanwhile, I'm cringing when I see your name in my Inbox. Or your H's name--which actually dealt with your issue, too (though in very confusing language). I mean, I care and all, but just stop!!!
Love (yeah, there's love there, just like in your dream that I read about on here--while I'm at it, stop posting on PC so much! Wait, unless that means less e-mails for me...so, OK, keep posting away!).
MC