Dear CW,

What you have going for you:
- You ask tough questions. Most therapists don't seem to. Anyway, you make me think, and possibly confront some self-bs.
- You don't have a couch. Just two big fat comfy leather chairs.
- You don't touch clients. Or reveal personal stuff.
- You don't seem overly-involved in me, positively or negatively. I don't think you would recognize me outside your office.

What you need to work on:
- Answering follow-up questions: "What do you mean by strange?" "Oh, I don't know. Just strange."
- You have the lousiest memory. At least you admit it.
- You need to have terms like woo-woo and life hack explained to you.
- Remembering to speak clearly and a little louder than usual.
- Knowing who won the 2016 World Series. I bet even SD knows that.

ATAT