Jenn is now my worst enemy. She told her stupid muscle bound beef-headed punk of a boyfriend that I continue to ask her out. She denies it of course, but she is a liar and manipulator, who is now threatening me with one of her friends, who's girlfriend I mistakenly asked out. I still really like that girl, but her boyfriend is going to kick my *** because I asked her out, and who told him? The terrible troublemaker Jenn. Why was I not surprised? I anticipated this after Charles called me. Idiotic brigand he is. I know however that if he touches me, I will bring the fury down on him. It will be swift, it will be merciless and it will be a moment I treasure. Unfortunately, we aren't there yet.

That's sucks. I need a happy moment among so many depressing ones. It seems like I will never find the girl I want because the girl I want has a boyfriend that wants the janitor to pry me from the wall with a spatula. I'm %#@&#!. Any suggestions?